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1st Sunday After Christmas



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CaptainCatechism on 12.30.08 @ 06:17 PM MST [link]

Friday, December 26th

Christmas Eve 2008

music: Oh Holy Night
mood: The REAL Jesus



If you want to listen to the Sermon, click HERE

To hear the Sudanese Lutheran Choir sing En Waar e Leenye Waari Diaal (The Best Night of All the Nights) click HERE

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CaptainCatechism on 12.26.08 @ 01:51 PM MST [link]

Tuesday, December 23rd

Fourth (final) Sunday in Advent

music: Cantata
mood: Glory to God... not to me.

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To listen to this sermon, click HERE

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CaptainCatechism on 12.23.08 @ 12:23 PM MST [link]

Saturday, December 20th

Third Midweek Service in Advent (Gaudate)

music: Oh Come, Oh COme Emmanuel!
mood: Pilate did NOT want Him to come.



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CaptainCatechism on 12.20.08 @ 03:10 PM MST [link]

Tuesday, December 16th

The Third (Gaudate) Sunday in Advent

music: 1 Thessalonians 5:16-24
mood: Rejoice!



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CaptainCatechism on 12.16.08 @ 12:20 PM MST [link]

Thursday, December 11th

Santa's Bad Theology (REPOST)

music: A repost from 2005 for fun.

12/26/2005: "Santa's bad theology"


music: None
mood: Simul Justus et Pecator



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Ok... I wanted to make a little note about Santa (not St. Nicholas) and his theology. First of all, his theme song "Santa Clause is Coming To Town" is all LAW... for example:
1. You better watch out (LAW)
2. You better not cry (LAW)
3. You better not pout (LAW)
4. I'm tellin' you why (exposition)
5. Santa Clause is coming to town (more exposition)
6. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when your awake, (descriptive)
7. He knows if you've been bad or good, BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE. (LAW plus works righteousness)
8. He's making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out if you're naughty or nice (Threat)
9. Santa Clause is coming to town (more exposition)

And it goes on from here.
This whole concept for Lutherans should be no less than APALLING!

Now, if you have your Catechisms out, you might want to check your first commandment (since you like LAW so much.) Teaching your kids about an omnicient being (sees all, knows all) who doesn't bear the name above all names is idolatry and pagan.

Second, what the heck is up with this whole "naughty O R nice" business. Does he believe that a human being can be anything OTHER than naughty. At best, the Christian, by the merits of Jesus Christ is simul naughty et nice.

Well, that's all I have to say about that. It just bugs me that Lutherans are so ready to get behind such a stupid myth (both socially AND theologically).

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CaptainCatechism on 12.11.08 @ 04:22 PM MST [link] [No Comments]


Advent Midweek 2

music: Hark the Herald Angels Sing
mood: The Pharisees did NOT want Him to come



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CaptainCatechism on 12.11.08 @ 11:38 AM MST [link]

Tuesday, December 9th

The Second Sunday in Advent

music: 2 Peter 3:8-16
mood: God's time is not our time

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CaptainCatechism on 12.09.08 @ 10:45 AM MST [link]

Thursday, December 4th

A little Yuletide dancing with the Hoffmans and a special guest.


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CaptainCatechism on 12.04.08 @ 12:50 PM MST [link] [No Comments]


Advent 1 Midweek Service

music: Hark the Herald Angels Sing
mood: Herod didn't want Him to come

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CaptainCatechism on 12.04.08 @ 10:37 AM MST [link]

Tuesday, December 2nd

The First Sunday in Advent

music: Te Deum
mood: Things were different, back then, right? WRONG.

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CaptainCatechism on 12.02.08 @ 10:32 AM MST [link]